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Live webcam sex sites are depressing enough on any day of
the year. Hundreds of men, women and couples sit bored, staring into
their computer’s cameras, waiting for “tips” to roll in. But surely at
Christmas they give themselves some time off?
The Kernel decided to visit Chaturbate, one of the most popular webcam sites, to see what it was like to be a porn performer on Christmas Day.
What do cam porn performers do for Christmas?
Live webcam sex sites are pretty desperate places all year round,
but even more so during the holiday season. James Cook spent his
Christmas day finding porn performers masturbating for money.
The Kernel decided to visit Chaturbate, one of the most popular webcam sites, to see what it was like to be a porn performer on Christmas Day.
This
lady spent twenty minutes opening presents with one hand and fondling
her breasts with the other. Because what’s more Christmassy than
kneeling on the floor in a see-through top with no bra?
Content
after a large Christmas lunch, this lady relaxed with a cigarette in
her Santa outfit. The snowflake decorations in the background add to the
festive mood. That in the background is either a can of fake snow or a
DIY dildo
Thrusting,
a Christmas tree, a Canadian flag decorated with tinsel. Perfection.
According to the title of this erotic performer’s room, he’s even
collecting sex tokens for charity
If
you’re a poor Eastern European webcam sex performer, the only Christmas
cheer you can summon is a Santa hat tactically displayed on your sofa
to remind your audience that you’re not a GIF that’s been looping for 4
years
This
young man decided to combine preparing Christmas dinner with
masturbating for money. Every so often he would wander over to his
laptop, masturbate, then return to preparing the turkey. Hot. But also
unhygienic
Not
everyone on the internet is young, or remotely attractive. This mature
lady vigorously masturbated in front of the Christmas tree for hours for
our reporter
A
modern take on the traditional nativity scene: an pseudo-virginal
woman, a tree, skimpy underwear… and a load of dildos. Festive!
This angry man dressed as Santa and ranted about Jesus for a good ten minutes. He barely even touched himself. #BadSanta
Christmas only comes once a year, unlike this webcam performer who seemed to come repeatedly for a solid hour
I’m not sure whether this was a Christmas outfit or not, but I enjoyed this woman’s Yuletide performances
A young man vigorously masturbates on Christmas morning for money on the internet
Christmas
can probably be lonely for cross-dressers. Thankfully, this lady found a
friend in the collective sweaty-palmed internet horde. It’s practically
Dickensian
Perhaps
the most heartwarming scene of all. A young couple in bed on Christmas
morning, outfitted in novelty festive fare, with Christmas music playing
in the background and a flashing tree to boot. She lazily pleasured him
until a German man gave them $50 for anal sex
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