So Long Jesse, But Not Long Enough

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Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.

Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?

Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?             

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So Long Jesse, But Not Long Enough

Posted on August 14, 2013

Jesse “Bring It On” Jackson, Jr. was sentenced this morning to a whole 30 months in prison and no fine and his wife, former ghost alderman Sandi, received a whopping 12 months. We’d like to point out that Blago received 14 years(!) for talking about something he never ended up doing in the end. In case you’ve forgotten about all the crap the Honorable Congressman purchased with his donor’s campaign donations, here’s the list we posted earlier this year.

Item	Cost
Restaurants & Clubs	$60,857
Gold Rolex Watch	$43,350
Airfare	$31,700
Michael Jackson Crap	$26,700
Electronics & Appliances	$25,000
Tobacco	$17,163
Gym Memberships	$16,058
Dry Cleaning	$14,513
MLK Memorabilia	$11,130
Bruce Lee Stuff	$10,105
Children's Furniture	$9,588
Signed Football	$5,000
Cashmere Capes	Priceless
"I don't trust men in capes." - George Costanza

And while we’re at it, we’d like to remind everyone that this convicted felon won over 60% of the vote in an election where he didn’t spend a single second campaigning. Stay classy voters of the 2nd IL Congressional District.             http://www.heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/so-long-jesse/