folks you can't make this up ! We got No $, Don't make shit no more! Cities crumbling,Great welcome to Wal ~Mart motherfucker 10.50 Hr jobs ,Everybody & 'their' fucking brother just WALKS the fuck IN ? & We The People PAY for em !!! ....You fucking name it ...Our Gov. is/has turned into a "revenue stream" ~ yea don't think so? ....pay ANY "fine" anywhere in this Country ??? that 10.00 'fine' by the time you get down to the end ...turns into 250.00 $ you know this 'cost' that 'cost' LOL & this douche bag /ass pipe that 'works' fer The People's can stand UP & wit a STRAIGHT face & LOOK U.S. dead fucking straight in the EYES & say ~ “These charges send a clear message,” the spokesman said. “In the United States, you can’t spy on people.” & NOT 1 of the media 'whores' there ...had the balls to STAND UP! & say ...excuse me ! but I think your pants r on fire ? :o
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The United States government charged former intelligence analyst Edward Snowden with spying on Friday, apparently unaware that in doing so it had created a situation dripping with irony.
At a press conference to discuss the accusations, an N.S.A. spokesman surprised observers by announcing the spying charges against Mr. Snowden with a totally straight face.
U.S. Seemingly Unaware of Irony in Accusing Snowden of Spying
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The United States government charged former intelligence analyst Edward Snowden with spying on Friday, apparently unaware that in doing so it had created a situation dripping with irony.
At a press conference to discuss the accusations, an N.S.A. spokesman surprised observers by announcing the spying charges against Mr. Snowden with a totally straight face.
“These charges send a clear message,” the spokesman said. “In the United States, you can’t spy on people.”
Seemingly not kidding, the spokesman went on to discuss another charge against Mr. Snowden—the theft of government documents: “The American people have the right to assume that their private documents will remain private and won’t be collected by someone in the government for his own purposes.”
“Only by bringing Mr. Snowden to justice can we safeguard the most precious of American rights: privacy,” added the spokesman, apparently serious.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/06/us-seemingly-unaware-of-irony-in-accusing-snowden-of-spying.html?mobify=0
Photograph by Kin Cheung/AP.
Seemingly not kidding, the spokesman went on to discuss another charge against Mr. Snowden—the theft of government documents: “The American people have the right to assume that their private documents will remain private and won’t be collected by someone in the government for his own purposes.”
“Only by bringing Mr. Snowden to justice can we safeguard the most precious of American rights: privacy,” added the spokesman, apparently serious.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/06/us-seemingly-unaware-of-irony-in-accusing-snowden-of-spying.html?mobify=0
Photograph by Kin Cheung/AP.
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