hey cock head ! ... AH oh um maybe He oughta B happy He didn't wake UP with a sore ass ! LOL
Meet James Watson.
The 31-year-old Virginia man fell asleep on his couch early Saturday after an evening of heavy drinking. While Watson was incapacitated, one of his roommates retrieved a permanent marker and drew a penis on Watson’s face.
When Watson awoke and discovered “male genitalia on his face,” he attacked his roommate, leaving the victim with “extensive injuries to his face,” according to an Arlington County Police report.
Arrested on a malicious wounding charge, Watson was booked into the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken. An examination of his left cheek reveals that remnants of the impromptu penis remained when Watson posed for his booking photo.
Why, yes, this has happened before.
JANUARY 14--Meet Scott Masse.
The Tennessee man, 25, is facing aggravated assault charges after he allegedly pulled a knife on three men he suspected of drawing a penis on his face after he passed out at a party. According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, when Masse awoke at around 1 AM on January 6 (he had nodded off on a friend's couch) the men were laughing at him.
It was then that Masse determined that 'someone had drawn a picture of a male genitalia on his face with black marker while he was asleep,' according to the report, a copy of which you can find here. In a bid to ascertain who put the penis on his face, Masse allegedly pulled out a pocket knife and warned that he would start cutting people unless the artist stepped forward.
In a TSG interview, Masse denied pulling a knife, but confirmed that a penis had been drawn on his face and that it 'took some scrubbing' to remove the image, which apparently was applied with a Sharpie-like marker. Masse added that he had succeeded in removing the drawing by the time police arrived and arrested him. Hence no embarrassing markings can be seen in his Rutherford County Sheriff's Office mug shot, which is above.
Masse was released after about three hours in custody and is scheduled for a March 6 court hearing on the felony charges. (3 pages)
Cops: Man Assaulted Roommate Who Drew Penis On His Face After He Passed Out
Meet James Watson.The 31-year-old Virginia man fell asleep on his couch early Saturday after an evening of heavy drinking. While Watson was incapacitated, one of his roommates retrieved a permanent marker and drew a penis on Watson’s face.
When Watson awoke and discovered “male genitalia on his face,” he attacked his roommate, leaving the victim with “extensive injuries to his face,” according to an Arlington County Police report.
Arrested on a malicious wounding charge, Watson was booked into the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken. An examination of his left cheek reveals that remnants of the impromptu penis remained when Watson posed for his booking photo.
Why, yes, this has happened before.
January 14, 2008
DOCUMENT: Stupid, Crime
Dickface Busted
Tennessee man in alleged assault after penis drawn on his face
AH um ..male bonding ? LMFAO same 4 U
The Tennessee man, 25, is facing aggravated assault charges after he allegedly pulled a knife on three men he suspected of drawing a penis on his face after he passed out at a party. According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, when Masse awoke at around 1 AM on January 6 (he had nodded off on a friend's couch) the men were laughing at him.
It was then that Masse determined that 'someone had drawn a picture of a male genitalia on his face with black marker while he was asleep,' according to the report, a copy of which you can find here. In a bid to ascertain who put the penis on his face, Masse allegedly pulled out a pocket knife and warned that he would start cutting people unless the artist stepped forward.
In a TSG interview, Masse denied pulling a knife, but confirmed that a penis had been drawn on his face and that it 'took some scrubbing' to remove the image, which apparently was applied with a Sharpie-like marker. Masse added that he had succeeded in removing the drawing by the time police arrived and arrested him. Hence no embarrassing markings can be seen in his Rutherford County Sheriff's Office mug shot, which is above.
Masse was released after about three hours in custody and is scheduled for a March 6 court hearing on the felony charges. (3 pages)
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