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Monday, January 7, 2013
The bizarre tale of John McAfee, spymaster 75 laptops, 29 "pillow talk" operatives, and one crazy gringo.
The craziest story of this last week? It's an easy call—John McAfee's self-told tale of becoming a spymaster in Belize,
passing out malware-laden laptops to officials and overseeing a ring of
29 "operatives" who distributed and monitored the computers.
McAfee, a one-time American antivirus expert, left the US for Belize a few years back and quickly slipped into his own "heart of darkness" at his jungle estate. He's been specializing in nutball behavior
and eventually got himself raided by an elite Belize police squad which
believed he was operating a meth lab on the property. Next, McAfee's
neighbor was murdered and McAfee went on the run, telling anyone who
would listen that the Belize police were going to kill him (they said
only that they wanted to question McAfee about the murder and that he
was not a suspect). Now, back in the US after slipping across the border
to Guatemala—a long and crazy story of its own—McAfee has taken again to his own blog to regale us all with the tale of John McAfee, spy chief.
Here's the setup:
I purchased 75 cheap laptop computers and, with trusted
help, installed invisible keystroke logging software on all of them—the
kind that calls home (to me) and disgorges the text files. It also, on
command, turns on, and off, the microphone and camera—and sends these
files on command. I had the computers re-packaged as if new. I began
giving these away as presents to select people—government employees,
police officers, Cabinet Minister’s assistants, girlfriends of powerful
men, boyfriends of powerful women. I hired four trusted people full time
to monitor the text files and provide myself with the subsequent
passwords for everyone’s e-mail, Facebook, private message boards, and
other passworded accounts. The keystroke monitoring continued after
password collection, in order to document text input that would later be
deleted. So nothing was missed.
I next collected my human resources for the complex social
engineering I would have to do. I arranged with 23 women and six men to
be my operatives. Eight of the women were so accomplished that they
ended up living with me. It was amazingly more efficient and they were
easily convinced to check up on each other. One was so accomplished
(Marcia) that she became a double agent and nearly got me killed.
Of course, this massive operation in which one gringo decided to spy
on half the Belize government went off without a hitch, and McAfee
became something of a godlike super-spy. "What I found was, for the most
part, expected," McAfee wrote. "Uncountable numbers of sexual
affairs—embarrassingly lurid and intimate chats. Multiple, simultaneous
protestations of love, and jealousy, and anger." No one could resist his
operatives: after sending "increasingly irresistible women" to a local
political boss, McAfee eventually tried "an alternate chromosome
configuration and—success at last."
Computers weren't enough. McAfee says he wanted to wiretap his
targets, too. He allegedly went to two local phone companies and "locked
onto a number of key players who had access to the technical processes
involved in tapping phones and delivering lists of phone contacts." His
team, he said, then drew up "contact information for appropriate wives
and husband of these key players, knew the names of the employees’ drug
providers (if any), names of respectable family members, and names of
all the other 'side interests' of the targets. Being 'pillow talk'
masters, they also knew, and had verified, every secret thing the
persons had ever done."
Every secret thing the persons had ever done!
You will not be shocked to learn, dear reader, that McAfee's massive
spy operation didn't just reveal some petty corruption or embarrassing
secrets but rather the existence of a Hezbollah trafficking network that funneled 11 Lebanese men a month into America.
And, of course, these were probably terrorists; one man had plans to
make deadly ricin from plants being grown in a Nicaraguan training camp.
McAfee—naturally!—then investigated the camp.
I know all of this because I reassigned resources and for
the past three months have had two people in Nicaragua that have made
connections with the Hezbollah camp and I have three people in Mexico
who have made connections with mid-level Zeta [a drug gang] members. I
will release no information at this point that will implicate these five
people.
Oh, also, Belize's prime minister personally ordered someone's murder.
Because I could
What led McAfee to launch one of the most brazen spy operations by a
private citizen against the state of Belize? Who knows! He certainly
doesn't.
"I'm not sure what I expected to gain," he wrote. "The satisfaction
of revenge perhaps—to some extent—what little satisfaction there is in
revenge. As a way to get my stuff back? Maybe. For the sheer joy of
muscle flexing? I can’t answer precisely. Much of my life is a mystery
to me. Suffice it to say: I just did it because I could."
It's fairly hard to believe any of this. McAfee has a long history of
faking heart attacks, writing bogus blog posts, and engaging in
calculated crazy behavior. Consider, for instance, this passage from a
long Wired profile of the man:
Two years after moving to Belize, McAfee began posting
dozens of queries on Bluelight.ru, a drug discussion forum. He explained
that he had started to experiment with MDPV, a psychoactive stimulant
found in bath salts, a class of designer drugs that have effects similar
to amphetamines and cocaine. “When I first started doing this I
accidentally got a few drops on my fingers while handling a used flask
and didn’t sleep for four days,” McAfee posted. “I had visual and
auditory hallucinations and the worst paranoia of my life.”
McAfee indicated, though, that the heightened sexuality justified the
drug’s risks and claimed to have produced 50 pounds of MDPV in 2010. “I
have distributed over 3,000 doses exclusively in this country,” he
wrote. But neither Emshwiller, Adonizio, nor anyone else I spoke with
observed him making the stuff. So how could he have produced 50 pounds
without anyone noticing?
McAfee has a simple explanation: The whole thing was an elaborate
prank aimed at tricking drug users into trying a notoriously noxious
drug. “It was the most tongue-in-cheek thing in the fucking world,” he
says, and denies ever taking the substance. “If I’m gonna do drugs, I’m
gonna do something that I know is good,” he says. “I’m gonna grab some
mushrooms, number one, and maybe get some really fine cocaine.
“But anybody who knows me knows I would never do drugs,” he says.
So who knows—perhaps this is just McAfee's attempt at some crime fiction. (It's named, after all, "A Clear and Present Danger.") If so, though, it's not a bad read.
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