Sex, Drugs, and UFOs
Stories of alien entities engaged in sexual soirées
with human abductees and consorts have been recounted from the
beginning of the UFO phenomenon, and perhaps since time immemorial. This
theme of alien-human sexual high jinks has been a mainstay in sci-fi
literature going back to Edgar Rice Burroughs’ John Carter of Mars,
who – after reigning victorious over the red planet’s many strange
creatures – won the affections of Martian princess, Deja Thoris.
Illustrations of scantily clad earth gals being abducted by bug-eyed
aliens were featured time and again in the pulps of the 40s and 50s,
further imprinting this titillating theme of sex and saucers on the mind
at large.
Drugs, as well, have played an integral role in the
experience – in particular psychedelics, which induce a frame of mind
more attuned to witnessing the UFO phenomenon and its associated
critters, who not only take the form of alien greys, but reptoids,
humanoids, and even Bigfoot. What I’m postulating is a vast spectrum of
experiences which could be categorized as ‘UFO sightings’.
In the 1970s, a 19-year-old girl attributed the birth of
her bluish-skinned, web-footed baby to being sexually accosted on a
California beach by a contingent of (you guessed it!) blue-skinned,
web-footed aliens. This is but one example of the many purported UFO
encounters featuring sexual intercourse or rape. To this end, let us
trace the phenomenon back through time and draw parallels between recent
UFO/alien encounters, and those of a similar variety that have occurred
throughout recorded history.
Biblical Rape and Alien Violations
In the early 20th century,
Aleister Crowley used hallucinogenic drugs in combination with sex
magick and ‘Enochian calls’ to invoke otherworldly entities. These
Enochian calls were presumably derived from the Book of Enoch, which
relates the story of wicked angels who abducted and mated with human
women. The
Old Testament says, “The sons of God came in unto the daughters of
man.” This intercourse and interaction resulted in a hybrid race, the Nephilim.
These biblical tales could also possibly be (and have been) interpreted
as an alien invasion that came to earth to practice genetic
manipulation.
The offspring of this mating, as noted, was the Nephilim –
who, in turn, went on to further commingle with the earth gals, and as
recorded in Genesis, taught their earthling lovers, “sorcery,
incantation, and the dividing of roots and trees.” UFO researcher Guy
Malone equates the “dividing of roots” to the use of shamanic drugs.
Parallels can be drawn between the Nephilim and the changelings of fairy lore. As Jacques Vallee noted in Passport to Magonia,
these sexually charged stories were sanitized in later fairy tales.
Such unsanitized tales are however prevalent in Scottish lore, which
speaks of beautiful creatures of an aerial order, who frequently took
the form of succubi, seducing young men. This is what Vallee
suggests may be going on in the case of many current day abductees: that
it is a continuation of a tradition of encounters with incubi and succubi
that in modern times has taken the form of ET encounters. Modern day
encounters often feature aliens abducting men and women from their beds –
often during sleep, or semi-sleep states or trances – and taking them
aboard futuristic craft where they are probed and violated, semen
samples taken and ovums extracted. And, of course, the ever-present anal
probe…
Sleeping with the Alien
One of the early Contactees who had dalliances with the
fairer alien sex (allegedly) was Howard Menger. Menger, as the story
goes, enjoyed regular meetings with Marla – a buxom blonde bombshell
from outer space who claimed to be five hundred years old, but didn’t
look a day over twenty-one…which is the legal age for alien women to
have sex with earth men, I guess. Menger was so smitten with this
unearthly gal with otherworldly curves that he divorced his then-wife to
marry Marla – who nowadays goes by the name of Constance, or Connie
Menger, and appears as human as you or I. Go figure…
In 1952, Truman Bethurum claimed meetings
with a gone space gal named Aura Rhanes from the Planet Clarion, the
captain of a flying saucer who was “tops in shapeliness and beauty.”
Over a three month period, Aura visited Truman a total of ten times,
sometimes even materializing in his bedroom, much to the chagrin of his
wife. In fact, Bethurum’s wife cited Rhanes in her divorce petition. So
early on we can see how these alien babes were already causing problems
between us earth guys and our women folk – like there weren’t already
enough problems going on between the sexes. Thanks, Venus! This is not
to say that the earth gals haven’t had their fair share of dalliances
with interplanetary studs.
In 1956, Elizabeth Klarer allegedly fell
head over heels for a humanoid-alien named Akon, who took her to his
home planet Meton where he seduced her, saying: “Only a few are chosen
for breeding purposes from beyond this solar system to infuse new blood
into our ancient race.” Sounds like a line Akon probably used more than
once. While shacking up with Akon on Meton, Klarer got knocked up and
gave birth to a son courtesy of her intergalactic suitor. Klarer finally
had to leave Meton because she was having trouble breathing in the
planet’s atmosphere. Klarer’s last meeting with Akon was in 1963, when
she was apparently visited, at her South African home, by Akon and her
son.
UFO Warning, written by New Zealander John Stuart,
recounted his experiences in the early 50s with a group called ‘Flying
Saucer Investigators’. The back cover of UFO Warning reads,
“FORCED INTO SEX ABOARD A FLYING SAUCER.” However, this provocative
title wasn’t exactly accurate, as the story’s comely heroine, Barbara
Turner – who worked with Stuart in his UFO investigations – was actually
forced into sex while alone in her bedroom one night, when thirteen
invisible creatures allegedly raped her.
At a later date, Stuart and Turner saw
what they described as a “loathsome, hideous, evil, disgusting,
horrifying” creature standing eight feet tall with fur and webbed feet.
Apparently Turner seemed ready to succumb to the sexual advances of this
otherworldly pervert, but for some reason said furry monster abruptly
departed.
Putting the ‘Contact’ Into ‘Contactee’
In 1952, George Adamski – in the company of six other
people – purportedly witnessed a flying saucer land in the Mojave Desert
carrying a long, blonde-haired Venusian named Orthon. According to
Adamski, he was then taken aboard Orthon’s ship and flown around the
Universe. Little did Adamski know at the time that he had befriended an
alien sex fiend!
Adamski’s secretary, Laura Mundo, claimed that in the
early 60s “sexual developments” transpired between Adamski’s female
followers and certain spacemen hanging out at Adamski’s Mt. Palomar pad,
one of whom was Orthon. During this period, a promiscuous young woman
named Sonja claimed to have met Orthon there and engaged with him – and a
number of other spacebrothers – in an orgy which swingin’ Sonja
described as “out of this world.”
Although Adamski is generally identified
as the original contactee of the modern UFO era, a fellow named Samuel
Eaton Thompson – in Washington State in 1950 – experienced a saucer
landing and contact with its inhabitants, who welcomed him aboard their
ship. Like Orthon, the saucer people were Venusians with long blonde
hair and perfect features. But unlike Orthon, they were naked as
jaybirds.
There have been many reports of nude aliens. In the late
1960s, Woodrow Derenberger was picked up by apparent alien beings and
transported to their home planet, Lanulos. There he was surprised to
discover that most Lanulosians strutted their stuff in the buff, on a
sort of outer space nudist colony.
Another kinky episode in UFO lore was the 1957 Antonio
Villas-Boas case. Villas-Boas, a 23-year-old Brazilian farmer, was
allegedly taken aboard a UFO, then slipped an aphrodisiac mickey and
“forced” to have hardcore sex with an attractive red-haired,
pointy-breasted femanoid who made odd animal-like grunting noises during
their “close encounter.”
Apparently, Brazilians have had a number of sexual
encounters with alien sex fiends. In 1979, 25-year-old Antonio Ferreira
witnessed a saucer land, followed by the appearance of some robots who
abducted Ferreira and took him aboard their craft. There Ferreira
encountered a repulsive female alien with bad breath and icy-cold skin,
as well as red pubic hair (a feature noted in the Villas-Boas case).
Wanting nothing to do with this skuzzy alien broad, Ferreira resisted.
In response, the robots tore Ferreira’s clothes off and gave him an
injection, causing him to succumb. Then the rascally robots covered
Ferreira in an amber-colored oil (emotion lotion, perhaps?) followed by
the alien dame jumping his Brazilian bones.
Perhaps the most well known abductee is Whitley Strieber.
Many aspects of Strieber’s recounted experiences appear clearly sexual
in nature, one of which featured a wrinkled old alien grey gal who
instructed him to make it “harder.” When Strieber realized it was his
you-know-what she was encouraging him to harden, he became
understandably horrified, although upon later reflection the incident
left Strieber somewhat confused and, admittedly, aroused. Another common
feature of the alien abduction experience is the probing of earthling
rectums with electronic probes, which Strieber described in Communion:
…The next thing I knew I was being shown an enormous and extremely ugly object, gray and scaly, with a sort of network of wires on the end. It was at least a foot long, narrow, and triangular in structure. They inserted this thing into my rectum. It seemed to swarm into me as if it had a life of its own. Apparently its purpose was to take samples, possibly of fecal matter, but at the time I had the impression that I was being raped, and for the first time I felt anger…
Later in the saga, Strieber recounted having semen drawn
from his ‘johnson’ with some sort of vacuum device – alluding once again
to the sexual nature of his “communion.”
Anal probes, insemination, pokes and
scratches, and other intrusive behavior are commonly attributed to these
otherworldly visitors. Some have even suggested, like Strieber, they
are a form of rape. Or conversely, it could be conjectured that anal
probes are intergalactic sex toys. Whatever the case, the aliens seem to
have a fond fascination with penises, rectums, and other assorted human
protuberances and orifices. But of course this should come as no
surprise, as we humans also have a fond fascination with same. Perhaps
it’s the alien in us all!
Rael Love and the Manchurian Candidate
In 1973, Claude Vorilhon – while exploring an extinct
volcano in the French countryside – experienced an encounter with a
small, bald, green-skinned fellow with a goatee on his chin and halo
over his head, who arrived in the requisite spacecraft. This fellow
introduced himself as Yahweh, and informed Claude that he had come to
earth to visit him specifically, and that Claude was the chosen one to
spread the message of the Elohim, an alien race of ascended masters.
Yahweh cranked up his spaceship and took
Claude – at seven times the speed of light – to the Elohim’s home planet
where he met up with Jesus, Moses and Buddha. At some point in this
adventure, Claude was given a scented bath by six perfectly formed
biological robot babes, who subsequently treated him to some steamy
robot sex.
During his sexual initiation, Claude was
appointed the Elohim’s ambassador to Earth. Upon his earthly return,
Claude adopted the name Rael and soon after began proselytizing as “the
last prophet.” This, of course, led to what some would term a free-love
saucer cult – the Raelian Movement. Rael, bless his depraved little
heart, has encouraged sexual promiscuity among his frolicking followers
all in search of an Elohim-blessed “cosmic orgasm.” Talk about a big
bang!
A more recent alleged human/alien sexual encounter began
at a logging camp in the Manchurian province, when a Chinese man named
Meng witnessed an alien craft crash. Meng started off toward said craft,
and was gazing at it across a valley, when something hit him in the
head and knocked him silly. Following Mr. Meng’s UFO related head
smacking, he found himself levitating above his bed one night. While his
wife and daughter slept soundly below, a three-foot-tall, six-fingered
alien dame with braided fur on her legs proceeded to straddle Meng’s
waist and start in on him, alien sex style. After forty torrid minutes
of levitational copulation, this braided-fur alien babe then departed,
vanishing through a wall, as aliens are apt to do. A month later, Meng
claimed, he was transported up into a spaceship. When Meng asked to see
the woman he’d had sex with, his abductors said that this was
impossible, but that in 60 years, “on a distant planet the son of a
Chinese peasant will be born.”
According to the International UFO Reporter,
a young Australian, Peter Khoury, was in bed early one morning in 1992
when two “unusual looking naked women” appeared from out of nowhere. One
– a tall blond – tried to force Khoury to put his face on her breast,
but he resisted and decided to bite off a piece of her nipple, although
this strange woman apparently felt no pain. Shortly afterward, both
women vanished. Afterwards, Khoury discovered two humanoid-looking hairs
wrapped painfully around his purple penis. He saved one of these hairs
in an envelope, and years later gave it to a group of Australian
scientists to analyze. The result, apparently, indicated that these
women were hybrids of some sort, with DNA close to that of humans.
Probably the one person on this planet most responsible
for the advance of alien-human sexual relations is Pamela Stonebrooke, a
talented jazz singer also known as ‘The Intergalactic Diva’.
Stonebrooke has claimed numerous sexual bump and grinds with a group of
fun-loving alien reptilians, who she believes are preparing her for an
apocalyptic planetary upheaval. I bet they tell that to all the earth
gals.
Strange Attractor
So what’s attracting these apparent
otherworldly beings? One theory suggests that women’s menstrual cycles
are at the root of many of these strange encounters. Fortean researchers
have long noted that Bigfoot, various monsters, apparitions, ghosts and
UFO sightings often happen near lover’s lanes, or during women’s
menstrual periods. Some ancient cultures suspected that women’s
menstrual cycles open a gateway into the void, through which certain
‘forces’ can be invoked – a theory Carlos Castaneda entertained in The Second Ring of Power.
It has been noted by certain researchers that – in addition to the
uncanny ability to locate women experiencing their menstrual periods –
Bigfoot and other reported Fortean beasts tend to appear when the moon
is full. Of course,menstruation itself is believed to have a basic
concurrence with moon cycles. According to occultist Kenneth Grant, the
human menstrual flow is the vehicle of the lunar vibration. Grant seems
convinced that this peculiar force gives rise to an entity known to the
ancient Egyptians as the Ape of Thoth, a beast which loomed large in
Aleister Crowley’s magical practices. Maybe Bigfoot and the Ape of Thoth
are more closely related than has been previously suspected. Also, some
of the stranger Bigfoot sightings have coincided with the appearance of
UFOs. This lends credence to the theory that Bigfoot is more paranormal
in nature, rather than an actual flesh-and-bones beastie.
Dr.
Wilhelm Reich theorized that a mysterious life force, Orgone – closely
connected with human sexuality – could be gathered in containers which
he invented called Orgone Accumulators, devices that are used to promote
optimal health and well being. In The Rebirth of Pan, author Jim
Brandon speculated that the energy collected in Orgone Accumulators was
akin to automobiles containing erotically-inclined couples parked in
lover’s lanes engaged in carnal couplings. What this suggested to
Brandon is that the power behind these manifestations – UFOs and other
paranormal materializations – may not be entirely under control, but are
acting chaotically, like a moth to light, in response to whatever is
gathered in metal boxes, such as sexual energy. In essence, aliens – or
whatever ‘they’ are – feed off this sexual human energy like psychic
vampires.
The Cloudbuster – another Reich invention which resembled a
large gatling gun-like contraption – could theoretically pull rain out
of the clouds. Additionally, Reich discovered that his Cloudbuster could
drain energy from lights in the sky, dimming them from view. In
essence, the Cloudbuster was also an Orgone Accumulator of sorts,
sucking Orgone from the atmosphere. While experimenting with the
Cloudbuster, Reich encountered what he perceived as UFOs, and came to
believe that they were coming to Earth to suck up Orgone and exhaust a
waste product he dubbed Deadly Orgone Energy (DOR). DOR, Reich
contended, was causing adverse environmental effects on the planet. At
some point, Reich decided to aim the Cloudbuster on a contingent of UFOs
he observed over his Rangeley research facility, which caused said UFOs
to turn tail and retreat. This led Reich to triumphantly proclaim that
“tonight, for the first time in the history of man, the war waged for
ages by living beings from outer space upon this Earth…was
reciprocated.”
The Drugs Do Work
Sex, as I’ve exhaustively documented, is a
common theme in UFO lore, as much as some ufologists might prefer to
keep it hidden in the closet, like J. Edgar Hoover in drag. But talk of
drugs and their relation to UFOs seems even more verboten, as
it’s perceived by many that making these connections only further
marginalizes and confuses the UFO research field. And so, for the
‘serious’ researcher, if it’s established that witnesses were under the
influence of mind-altering substances during their encounters, then the
experience is immediately relegated to the ufological round file.
However, I consider this approach a bit
hasty, because the types of states accessed by psychedelic drugs might
be at the core of what the UFO experience is really about. Which is not
to say that UFO encounters are hallucinations – quite the contrary. What
plant entheogens do is enable us to see a broader spectrum of what is
actually around us, and to access states we aren’t normally able to
perceive, much in the same manner that shamans of ancient traditions –
through the use of magic ritual – are able to ‘see’ on a higher level,
tune into the cosmos, help people overcome sicknesses and to discover
truths about themselves. The shamanic drug ayahausca has been used for hundreds of years in this manner, its usage often taking the form of vision quests.
One of the most recent luminaries to address this subject is Graham Hancock in his book Supernatural: Meetings with the Ancient Teachers of Mankind. The book documents Hancock’s shamanistic ayahausca voyages and the grey-skinned entities he’s encountered, whom he regards as his teachers or guardian angels.
A chemical compound found in ayahausca is
dimethyltryptamine (DMT), which – it should be noted – is also created
naturally in the human brain. In this regard, there may be a
relationship between the release of DMT into the pineal gland and
mystical experiences. The pineal gland, some claim, is where our third
eye resides, and when we are able to open our third eye, this leads to
an acceleration of our spiritual evolution and eventual illumination.
What Terence McKenna discovered under DMT’s influence was a
world inhabited by creatures he described as “self-transforming machine
elves.” Interestingly enough, others conducting DMT experimentation
have encountered these same entities on a consistent basis, and often in
strikingly similar detail to what McKenna observed. This illustrates
the possibility of a multiverse, or multiple dimensions, that are
accessed – in certain cases – through ritualized drug use, in the same
way that the aethers are opened up by the practice of ritual magic.
Another pioneer of the 1960s psychedelic revolution was
Dr. John Lilly, known for his groundbreaking work with dolphins, as well
as the invention of the isolation tank. In the early 1970s, Lilly began
experiencing a series of supposed interstellar communications with a
network of alien entities known as ECCO – an acronym for “Earth
Coincidence Control Office.” These communications were achieved through
the use of the drug Ketamine.
Many people have encountered UFOs on magic mushrooms,
including Terence McKenna. One such magic mushroom contactee was the
late comedian Bill Hicks, who – during a late 80s psilocybin trip – was
taken aboard what he perceived to be an alien ship. Hicks often talked
about this experience during stand-up routines; although most people had
no idea whether to take him seriously when he referred to the seven
balls of light that transported him aboard an alien ship, that he
described as…
…all white light inside, like a conch shell, and it seemed like there were thousands of other people on the same channel, communicating at this high speed…There was nothing scary or evil about it. It was just really positive and happy, a really good vibration all around.
On August 19, 2000, actress Ann Heche was
found wandering outside a rural ranch field near Fresno, California,
dressed in a sports bra and shorts and babbling about a spaceship. In
1995, Ms. Heche began hearing disembodied voices instructing her that
she was “Celestia from the Fourth Dimension.” At a mountain lodge in the
Sierras, an ethereal voice instructed Heche to swallow a hit of Ecstasy
and then report to Fresno for a space-brother rendezvous. After leaving
said lodge, Heche drove five hours, which was unusual since Fresno was
only eighty miles away. At some point, the aforementioned ethereal voice
told Heche to pull over and walk into a field where a spaceship was
scheduled to land. When friends came to see her the next morning at a
local hospital, Heche said she had suddenly snapped out of her Celestia
head trip and was “sane” for the first time in thirteen years.
All of this comes back full circle to my own psychedelic
UFO experience, the connection in this case being Fresno, which on the
surface appears to be nothing more than your average Central California
cookie-cutter town. However, behind the façade of strip malls, Wal Marts
and fast food outlets, Fresno seems to be a magnet for high weirdness,
such as my own UFO freakout, recounted in Darklore Volume 1.
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