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Friday, March 29, 2013
If Your Cable Company Were Honest, This Is What Its Commercial Would Look Like
from the well-done dept
You
may have already seen this, as it seems to be getting passed around
everywhere this morning, but for those of you with actual important
stuff to do all day, you may have missed this amusing mock cable company commercial
from what Extremely Decent Films has dubbed "The First Honest Cable
Company." It is marginally NSFW depending on your work environment and
their likelihood of being offended by a the occasional swear word or
vague reference to a sexual act.
Just a snippet of the transcript in case you can't watch the video right now:
You'll have the option of choosing from several of our completely
unwarranted ripoffs, including internet speeds almost 200 times slower
than Korea... at twice the price. TV packages with over 500 channels,
90% of which you can't view and we guarantee a plethora of hidden fees.
Then our barely trained technicians will come to install your service
somewhere between the hours 8am and 10 pm, knock once while you're in
the shower, and promptly leave.... Why you ask? We're part of what is
called an "oligopoly." It's like a monopoly... only legal!
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